Name: Straight Heat Eighties Pseudo Tablets (80mg - 1 Count)
Brand: American Distributors
Price: 6.99 USD
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Straight Heat Eighties Pseudo Tablets (80mg - 1 Count) - 7OH.com

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Pink Lemonade

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Straight Heat Eighties Pseudo Tablets (80mg - 1 Count) pack a single 80mg mitragynine pseudoindoxyl chewable tablet into a pocket-sized sealed pouch, with the strength printed right on the front: 1x tab, 80mg per tablet. One tablet, 80mg total, zero guesswork.

Straight Heat built its reputation in the pseudo category with bold comic-flame artwork and independently lab-tested batches, and the Eighties line is its signature 80mg format. The brand's suggested serving is a quarter tablet, so even this single-count pouch covers multiple sessions. Grab Natural for a clean, unsweetened profile or Pink Lemonade for a sweet-tart citrus twist.

80mg Per Tablet: One chewable mitragynine pseudoindoxyl tablet at the Eighties line's full 80mg strength
Quarter-Tablet Servings: Brand-suggested 1/4-tablet serving size for measured, flexible use
Lab Tested: Straight Heat publishes independent third-party COAs for its pseudo tablets
Two Flavors: Natural (unflavored) and Pink Lemonade
Pocket Pouch: Slim single-count foil pack that slips anywhere and keeps the tablet sealed until you need it

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